Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Coupon Clipper

You know when it's a good time to get your coupons ready? Not when you're in front of the fucking cashier! Especially if you have two goddamn carts of groceries that you just had scanned and a line-up of other fellow customers behind you.

On top of that, don't write a fucking check! But, if you do, have THAT ready, too. Fill everything out but the amount, and have the check marked, somehow, so it's easily found. Here's an idea: use your coupons - which you've gotten ready and have neatly organized for quick distribution - as a kind of book mark in your checkbook so you can find your already filled out check fast and without fuss.

And, this should go without saying but still has to be said, stop trying to use outdated coupons. If they're expired, they aren't useful. It's not the cashier's fault. It's not the manufacturers fault. It's not the manager's fault. It's your own damn fault. No one made you hold onto that coupon until it expired. Don't argue about it, and don't waste everyone's time trying to sneak it in the pile so you can save your twenty-three cents for a bottle of ketchup.

This isn't a highly classified secret. Or, at least, it shouldn't be. Have your payment, including your method of discount, ready. You've already taken up so much of everyone's time. Just get your shit, at your discount, pay for your shit, as quickly as you can, and get out of our way.

Don't be a Fucktard.

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