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Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Sexism

You know when it’s okay to be sexist? Never. That’s it. I could end this article, right here. I mean, you CAN be sexist, if you want....

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Stealth

Do you know when it's a good time to be sneaky? When you're in peril and your life depends upon you creeping away. Or when it's easier...

Don't Be a F^ct*ard: Wealth

Do you know when it's a good time to bitch about the wealthy? To deride those with more monetary and physical goods than you? When they...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Health

You know when it's a good time to disagree with established Western Medicine? When you're talking to your friends and family. Or, when...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Smoking

You know when it's a good time to smoke? Seriously, do you know? After sex? Once done with a good meal? At the end of a long day, when...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Gripes

Do you know when it's okay to complain? To bitch and moan and whine about your life? When you're old and decrepit; when you have nothing...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Children

You know when it's appropriate to discipline a child? When they misbehave and need to be corrected. You know when it's okay to abuse a...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Prejudice

Do you know when it's okay to judge others based upon your perceived notions of how they are different than you? How about never? Do you...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Pets

You know when it's a good idea to neglect a pet? You know when it's a good time to abuse a pet? Never. That's it. That should be the end...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Spouse

You know when it's a good time to be discontent with your spouse? To call it quits and sever ties? When there is abuse - physical,...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Hate

You know when it's okay to hate? When you have a very PERSONAL reason to do so. When you've been wronged, personally, and the person you...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Offense

Do you want to know when it's a good time to be offended? When you're directly insulted. Not when you think something is inappropriate....

Don't Be a F^ckt*ard: Awareness

You know when it's a good time to NOT pay attention? When you're sleeping. Or, when absorbed in a good book. Not when you're out and...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Lanes

You know when it's a good time to stray from your lane? When you're passing slow cars, and it is safe to do so. Or, when there is a...

Don't Be a F^ckt*ard: Roadside

You know when it's a good time to leave your driver's side door open, while you check on something in or on your car? Not when you're...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Conspiracies

You know when it's a good time to spout off about how things "really" work? When you're answering questions for an interviewer, on the...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Religion

You know when it's a good time to talk religion? During worship. Or, during religious text study group. Or, when in religions of the...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Drinking

You know when it's a good time to get falling down, piss drunk? Unless you're a frat boy/sorority girl, never. And, the only reason the...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Traffic Lights 2

You know those white lines painted on the road at traffic lights? The ones that indicate where the lead vehicle should be positioned then...

Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Flatulence

You know who farts? Everyone! Damn near everything that eats passes gas. Even goldfish fart. You know who laughs at farts? Damn near...

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