You know when it's a good time to get falling down, piss drunk? Unless you're a frat boy/sorority girl, never.
And, the only reason the above is acceptable, even in the slightest, can be chalked up to youth. If you're a grown-ass man - or woman - then you need to stop drinking until you're a mess.
"But, if I'm an alcoholic, I can't help it. I have a disease."
I don't care.
I mean, there's a lot I don't care about. Your feelings on this subject are among them.
If you really are an alcoholic, get into a program. If you're unwilling to join AA, then stay home. Hit your god damned bottom out of sight of the public. Then, get help.
"But I have issues. Trauma."
Again, I don't care. Drinking won't fix them. Getting falling-down drunk won't help.
Stop making a spectacle of yourself. If you need to loosen up and relax, do so. But, stop drinking so much that you black out, pass out, or piss yourself.
Don't be a Fucktard.
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