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Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Wardrobe
You know when it's a good time to dress like a slut? Halloween. Or sexy time. Or on the stripper pole. But not in every day life; not if...
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Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Traffic Lights
You know when it's a good time to have plenty of space between you and the car in front of you? Any time you're driving other than when...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Blinkers
Do you want to know when it's a good time to use your vehicle's blinkers? All the fucking time! Here's another name for them: turn...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Parent
You know when it's a good time to be your kids' friend? NEVER! You're not a child's friend, you're the goddamn parent. Act like it. "But,...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Cell Phone Drivers
You know when it's a good time to check and interact with your cell phone? Not when you're behind the wheel of your god-damned car!...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Headlights
You know when it's a good time to have your headlights off? When you're parked and the vehicle is off. Seriously, any other time, have...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Bicyclist
You know who likes bicyclists on the road? Other bicyclists. That's it. And that's a maybe, with a huge question mark. You know who...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Car Radios
You know what NO ONE has ever said? "Oh, boy, that bass really is cool. I'm so glad that I got to listen to it, whether I wanted to or...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd: Coupon Clipper
You know when it's a good time to get your coupons ready? Not when you're in front of the fucking cashier! Especially if you have two...
Don't Be a F^ckt*ard: Neighbors
You know when it's a good time to do home improvement? Not at two in the goddamn morning! Seriously, STOP hammering and running a power...
Don't Be a F^ckt*rd : Pedestrians
You know when your walking, where there's traffic? Like, oh, say in the crosswalk? You know when it's a good time to check your purse,...
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