McCorkleOct 9, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: WardrobeYou know when it's a good time to dress like a slut? Halloween. Or sexy time. Or on the stripper pole. But not in every day life; not if...
McCorkleOct 7, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: Traffic LightsYou know when it's a good time to have plenty of space between you and the car in front of you? Any time you're driving other than when...
McCorkleOct 5, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: BlinkersDo you want to know when it's a good time to use your vehicle's blinkers? All the fucking time! Here's another name for them: turn...
McCorkleOct 3, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: ParentYou know when it's a good time to be your kids' friend? NEVER! You're not a child's friend, you're the goddamn parent. Act like it. "But,...
McCorkleOct 1, 20202 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: Cell Phone DriversYou know when it's a good time to check and interact with your cell phone? Not when you're behind the wheel of your god-damned car!...
McCorkleSep 30, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: HeadlightsYou know when it's a good time to have your headlights off? When you're parked and the vehicle is off. Seriously, any other time, have...
McCorkleSep 29, 20202 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: BicyclistYou know who likes bicyclists on the road? Other bicyclists. That's it. And that's a maybe, with a huge question mark. You know who...
McCorkleSep 28, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: Car RadiosYou know what NO ONE has ever said? "Oh, boy, that bass really is cool. I'm so glad that I got to listen to it, whether I wanted to or...
McCorkleSep 27, 20202 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd: Coupon ClipperYou know when it's a good time to get your coupons ready? Not when you're in front of the fucking cashier! Especially if you have two...
McCorkleSep 26, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*ard: NeighborsYou know when it's a good time to do home improvement? Not at two in the goddamn morning! Seriously, STOP hammering and running a power...
McCorkleSep 24, 20201 min readDon't Be a F^ckt*rd : PedestriansYou know when your walking, where there's traffic? Like, oh, say in the crosswalk? You know when it's a good time to check your purse,...
